 | Poor Stupid Game Site...
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-06-10
So a few months ago I got rid of the old site Sugar Toast originated on, Stupidgamesite.com. I didn't get any money for it, as it wasn't really worth much any more, so I just didn't renew it. Of course, just a few days later, the domain name was bought by one of those automated websites consisting of just ads. So this post could have been made a few months ago, but I'm just making it now. SORRY! Anywho, is this really a bad thing? Well, first you would think, meh, who cares? But a closer inspection on the site begs to differ. Let's look at some of the links here. "PBS Kid Game", "Barbie Dress Up Game", "HTTP Disney Game", and of course, "Bratz Dress Up Game". Supposedly my goal for SGS was to subconsciously appeal to young girls. Could it be? I'm going to say no, actually. They have simply defaced the poor and defenseless Stupid Game Site. This is all complete of course with some...I'm guessing college girl who doesn't look like she plays any video games at all...or do anything other than disgustingly follow every single female stereotype in the book. What book? I don't know...I'm sure there's one out there somewhere. Well then...I hope this fate never happens to Sugar Toast. We are sticking with that stupid piece of toast logo thing!
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|  | I'm Too Tired to Think of a Witty Title...So Here are Some Off-Site Games
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-03-10
I noticed we haven't had any off-site games in awhile. I looked at the last off-site post and say that it did, in fact, mention that we would not have any new off-site games for awhile. Ah good old past self...being much like my current self except with a slightly lower concrete intelligence and a lower amount of hatred towards the world. Ahem...on with the off-site games!
- Bammi - This list starts off with a simple puzzle game thing. You um...I never was good at explaining these. It's kind of like the Hexxagon game if you've ever played it...but not really at all. Look, just play it.
- Worm War - This one's kind of cool. It's another sort of puzzley game. Yes, I know puzzley isn't a word, but I'm using it anyway because it describes this game very goodish. You play as a worm thing and you face off against this other word thing and try to trap it so that it's tail runs into its head. Sound dirty? Well then, prepare to be very disappointed.
- Guess the Google - You're given a bunch of images and you have to guess what the search was for. It's actually kind of challenging, and also disappointing for those with dirty minds.
Continuing that last thought, I have a few more things to say. Contrary to popular belief, free porn sites actually do exist on the internet. Those looking for sexual gratification should first try those sites and not sites like...I don't know...Sugar Toast. Wouldn't that make a whole lot of sense? Yes. Yes it would.
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|  | Top 5 Mario Flash Games
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-31-10
Okay, so there are a lot of Mario Flash games out there. I do believe that I mentioned in a previous post how much most of them absolutely suck. There are, however, a few of them that don't suck. This post is going to mention them...in a top 5 countdown! Now I must warn you, these are going to be actual platformer Mario games. So no, Super Mario Rampage is not going to be included.
5. Super Mario Flash -
Okay, I'm sure there are some better Mario games out there than this one, but you know what? It's not super glitchy and it has some pretty decent levels, so it gets to be here. If you're looking for a basic Mario game to play, this is a good one. As a side note, I really don't know what the game is actually called, so I just named it Super Mario Flash.
4. Super Mario Sunshine 64 -
This one combines aspects of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine and puts them into 2D. Yay...well it's pretty fun...that's about all I have to say about it.
3. Mario Bros. Classic -
Aside from the Super Mario imitations, there are also a couple imitations of the classic Mario Bros. game. I like this one because of the semi-comical alternate art style. That's probably the only reason why it gets to be on this list.
2. Tuper Tario Tros. -
Super Mario Bros. meets Tetris...what could be more awesome than that? Maybe winning the lottery? Yeah, I'd say that would beat it, but that doesn't take away from the fact that this game is quite fun. You play in a classic Mario style world doing what Mario usually does, but when a spot that you can't get past comes up, you have to switch to Tetris mode to build a tower or a bridge to get by. Crazy stuff.
1. Super Mario 63 -
I thought I would end this list with a game I thought was particularly overachieving. It really is...it looks so fancy. I don't know how else to describe it...but I would highly recommend it.
That's all. There's no number 0. Stop reading. You're dumb.
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