Alright everyone, this is the Butter Blog. It's going to typically consist of somewhat detailed descriptions of games made by us, other random game related topics, responses to comments about the site, and possibly just me ranting about things. Hopefully there might be cool links or something every so often. I may add in forgotten posts (and I don't feel like explaining this concept) or delete no longer useful posts (expired links, etc.) where and when I see fit. Professional? Probably not...but enjoy this blog anyway. It's what makes Sugar Toast slightly better than some other sites.
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Another Random Boring Blog Post About Site Updates
Posted on or Relatively Close to 03-07-10
I felt obligated to make another blog post as I haven't in...I guess a week. Well this post is about site stuff. Yay! For those not paying much attention, I have been moving stuff around somewhat, as I have a hard time making up my mind. If you don't like how something is set up, feel free to complain. I'll probably ignore it, but it's worth a try I guess. Okay, now for a few more fun things. I recently discovered that it's apparently legal (at least I hope so) to put unreleased NES games up on the site. So, I'll be trying to put a couple of those up onto the site. They're...okay. I could never beat the first level on any of them, but oh well. In addition to those, we're also planning on maybe adding a video section up onto the site. These would include comical game related videos and things to that extent. So that's kind of cool I guess. Don't worry, we (mainly just I) will still be trying painfully hard to get a new game up on the site every day. This is mainly because I'm not sure how the coding is going to react when it sees that it has nothing new to add. It might freak out and have a nervous breakdown or something. That would suck I guess. That is the news as of right now! And I'm still working on lots of other stuff...I'll get to it all eventually, but I have other concerns right now. Mainly laziness.
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| Top 5 Sugar Toast Game Epic Fails
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-28-10
Just as any mediocre site does, we make an awful game every so often. Okay...a lot. Well not really a lot. You know what? I'm just going to shut up now.
5. Camouflage Master
Sometimes...though a game took a lot of effort and it looks really fancy, it's just not that fun. That was the case with this game. I think...maybe? It was kind of meh.
4. Marvin the Magic Marker
I'm going to have to admit that I am responsible for this. Let me explain this. I have a whole lot of ideas for games, but they are often very open-ended. So when I'm making a game with my lacking programming experience, I always tend to pick the easier of two options. This game is the result. It was a lot of random stuff combined that didn't seem to relate in any significant way. Well...we all have to learn from our mistakes. I still thought Marvin was cool though.
3. Smashing Pumpkins
It's a game named after a band that doesn't have anything to do with that band! You move the mouse around and "smash" pumpkins. It's just...just awful.
2. Super Dude Man
This was like a platform game test or something. You go up the "Hill of Doom" and it never ends. I think this game got some people really upset. Good times. Actually they were neutral times because I never got to see their reactions.
1. Multiplayer Tangrams
Sugar Toast's first attempt at an online game...with a game that should have never been online. Here's what ends up happening: Person 1: Oooh Tangrams! I'm going to try to make a bird! Person 2: Oh no ya don't! I'm going to take every piece and shove it into the corner! Person 1: Gah! Stop! You're ruining my bird! I hate this game! Sugar Toast sucks! I hope whoever has any relation to this site dies a slow and painful death! Okay, maybe that last part I made up but that basically how it went.
Well that's all for now, though I'm sure there will be many more of these in the future...please make a note that you will NOT be able to find these 5 games in the games section, so yes, these blog posts actually do give out useful things...such as these useless games.
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| Thumbnails - The Good Kind
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-26-10
In case you haven't noticed, there are now thumbnails for every single game on the site! Yes, I was really that bored and determined. If you use the search function or pick a certain game type, you will get to see thumbnails for all of the games listed. However, I have still decided to keep the "All Games" option as text only as there would be way to many thumbnails to load on that page...and also to give the people preferring no thumbnails a good option. I have also made short little comments/descriptions for all the games, but I'll add those on a little later. The coding is a little complex...well not really that complex but we did such a terrible job of coding everything originally that I get lost. Meh...well then, back to where I was. These thumbnails took quite a lot time to make, so you better appreciate them! Possibly in the future I will add some thumbnails into these blog posts for the off-site games and whatnot, but until then, [insert heroic saying here]!
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| It Was Only a Matter of Time - The Rick Roll Game
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-23-10
Are you gonna give us up? Are you gonna let us down? After hearing me say that, I wouldn't blame you, but here you go. It's the Rick Roll Game. For those of you who don't know what a "Rick Roll" is, well, look it up. I don't feel like describing it's whole history. Basically it's an annoying music video that people put fake links to. Of course, we at Sugar Toast decided to take this stupid concept to the next level and make a game out of it. You get a link...and you have 30 minutes to Rick Roll as many people with it as you can. Is this just another relatively poor attept to get more people to go to Sugar Toast? No, of course not. It's a completely awful attempt. Still, this game can be rather amusing...so...
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Top 5 Upgrade Games
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-19-10
Yep, everyone loves games where you get to upgrade things. There are many scientific reasons why this might be so, but as usual, I'm not going to take the extra minimal effort to explain. The list shall now begin!
5. Hedgehog Launch 2
Nothing beats flinging a hedgehog through the equator and up to the moon...nothing. Well,
actually I guess these 4 other games beat it...but that's besides the point. These numbers
mean little. So, you obviously get upgrades in this game...most of which allow you to fly
higher...but some just make you look cool.
4. Shopping Cart Hero 2
Games these days are always setting great examples for kids...seriously though, you do
break your head open if you don't land correctly, causing kids to perhaps second guess them
selves on attempting such a feat. Anywho, this is another game filled with a variety of
strange upgrades that allow you to progress further (in this case, to the right of the land
of rugged plains).
3. Toss the Turtle
This is essentially Kitten Cannon with upgrades. Lots of upgrades...if you like animals
being shot out of cannons and abused progressively more with each attempt, then this is
indeed the game for you. Like the previous games on this list, you can get upgrades to let
you fly further and/or higher. Yay violence!
2. Age of War
Unlike a lot of the other games on this list, this game has you upgrade during gameplay,
making it all that much more intense. You start out as lowly cavemen and then work your way
through the ages to get to...well I won't spoil it...although anyone that managed to pass
first grade would probably guess that it's something futuristic...so yeah. The special
attacks on this game are especially amusing.
1. Upgrade Complete
Obviously I had to put this game at #1, as it is indeed the ultimate game of upgrading. You
can upgrade the menu...the graphics...basically anything you'd be able to think of to
upgrade. As usual, the regular "game" portion of this is kind of meh, but...you can upgrade
it course.
And thus...the blog post has ended.
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| My Favorite Game is the Third One From the Middle
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-17-10
You guys have to start leaving your E-mails in your messages...especially if you're asking a question. Regardless, I decided to respond to some of the dumber questions and comments in this here blog post.
"when I use the buttons for the game it does not respond"
Oh yes, that game. I'll get right on it...
"hi um wheres th shoutbox?"
It's in the same spot as it always is. I tested it in both IE and Firefox. Something is wrong with your computer...and your ability to write efficiently.
"I'm a princess and your the prince! Will you bad boys mary me if your 23 as well?"
What...the...hell?
"none of your games are good stupid games site is better its family freiendlyier!"
1. Sugar Toast has every game Stupid Game Site had and more.
2. It's Stupid Game (note that it's singular) Site.
3. The word "freiendlyier" is not real.
4. Please stop living.
"I am going to submit this message."
Epic.
That's all I've got for now. I would also like to say that I really appreciate the fan comments, especially for the comics. It's nice to know people are doing more on this site than just playing games! Not that playing games is bad...please continue to do so. And to those asking, yes, we are going to have a file uploader on the site soon enough...but my lack of coding abilities are getting the best of me here...
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| ZOMG Layout Updates!
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-13-10
Wooh! Another update to the site template! Why? I didn't like the corners...they were too toasty. The whole site was still too toasty. Now it's darker and perhaps more emo, but...I like it. Also, the Sugar-Toast-Mascot-Toast-Guy-Thing looks different too. Now it's more like he's saying "YEAHHHH GAMES!!!" and less like he's saying "Hey look at me! I'm a cute, little piece of toast! This site is great for little kids to go to!" and since it's not, he was changed. I'm waiting to see how many people complain about this in the next 24 hours. Some may threaten to never come back to the site, and honestly, if you're going to leave the site due to a few layout edits, I don't want you here. We're working on adding a bunch of new features to the site soon as well. I wanted to add them all with the new template, but as usual, most of them failed. What are these things you ask? I don't know, there are a lot, and it seems like a waste to ramble about them in the blog when they're going to get done within the next few days. Have a bit of patience here people! It's been a pretty rough week doing all this...and I'm...well, not good at these things.
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| Poor Stupid Game Site...
Posted on or Relatively Close to 02-06-10
So a few months ago I got rid of the old site Sugar Toast originated on, Stupidgamesite.com. I didn't get any money for it, as it wasn't really worth much any more, so I just didn't renew it. Of course, just a few days later, the domain name was bought by one of those automated websites consisting of just ads. So this post could have been made a few months ago, but I'm just making it now. SORRY! Anywho, is this really a bad thing? Well, first you would think, meh, who cares? But a closer inspection on the site begs to differ. Let's look at some of the links here. "PBS Kid Game", "Barbie Dress Up Game", "HTTP Disney Game", and of course, "Bratz Dress Up Game". Supposedly my goal for SGS was to subconsciously appeal to young girls. Could it be? I'm going to say no, actually. They have simply defaced the poor and defenseless Stupid Game Site. This is all complete of course with some...I'm guessing college girl who doesn't look like she plays any video games at all...or do anything other than disgustingly follow every single female stereotype in the book. What book? I don't know...I'm sure there's one out there somewhere. Well then...I hope this fate never happens to Sugar Toast. We are sticking with that stupid piece of toast logo thing!
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| Top 5 Mario Flash Games
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-31-10
Okay, so there are a lot of Mario Flash games out there. I do believe that I mentioned in a previous post how much most of them absolutely suck. There are, however, a few of them that don't suck. This post is going to mention them...in a top 5 countdown! Now I must warn you, these are going to be actual platformer Mario games. So no, Super Mario Rampage is not going to be included.
5. Super Mario Flash
Okay, I'm sure there are some better Mario games out there than this one, but you know what? It's not super glitchy and it has some pretty decent levels, so it gets to be here. If you're looking for a basic Mario game to play, this is a good one. As a side note, I really don't know what the game is actually called, so I just named it Super Mario Flash.
4. Super Mario Sunshine 64
This one combines aspects of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine and puts them into 2D. Yay...well it's pretty fun...that's about all I have to say about it.
3. Mario Bros. Classic
Aside from the Super Mario imitations, there are also a couple imitations of the classic Mario Bros. game. I like this one because of the semi-comical alternate art style. That's probably the only reason why it gets to be on this list.
2. Tuper Tario Tros.
Super Mario Bros. meets Tetris...what could be more awesome than that? Maybe winning the lottery? Yeah, I'd say that would beat it, but that doesn't take away from the fact that this game is quite fun. You play in a classic Mario style world doing what Mario usually does, but when a spot that you can't get past comes up, you have to switch to Tetris mode to build a tower or a bridge to get by. Crazy stuff.
1. Super Mario 63
I thought I would end this list with a game I thought was particularly overachieving. It really is...it looks so fancy. I don't know how else to describe it...but I would highly recommend it.
That's all. There's no number 0. Stop reading. You're dumb.
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| The Ads Make a Comeback!
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-28-10
You might have seen in a previous post or two way back quite awhile ago that I had numerous complaints about the advertisements that went on a lot of the games. As you can see above, clearly the good ads are back...or at least...here, as I'm not sure if they were ever good before. Hopefully there will be more of these good ones. We're trying out some of our own ads on here so...we'll see how that goes. Will it fail? Most likely. That's how my life usually goes. Well, if you ever see any Sugar Toast ads...you should click them! Unless you're on Sugar Toast already...then you're just stupid. Although that's to be expected from a lot of the people here. Specifically those in the Shout Box that use peoples' names. Do you think you are funny? Oh hahaha I'm you and I can say offensive things. No. People like you should be shot. Violent? Not completely, as I never said what they should be shot with. My recommendation would be large chunks of shattered glass covered with salt...and here comes the moment again where I run out of things to write about. Well I'll see you all...never because this is a blog post. People are dumb.
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| Random Nouns to Verb
Posted on or Relatively Close to 1-24-10
I've been pretty busy working on stuff here for the last few days. Well, at least busy by my slacker standards. What is the result of this work? It's three new websites! The are Random Things to Do semi-imitations! Now I shall begin the describing.
- Random Thoughts to Read - I would have saved the best for last...but I just happened to decide to do it first. This site is the closest to the concept of Random Things to Do. It's just like it except with less limitations. You can make longer submissions and put pretty much anything on there...within reason. Obviously there aren't nearly as many things on there as there are on RTTD, but it's a start. Submit some if you'd like!
- Random Games to Play - The most simplistic game site ever. It's pretty much like the random game function on Sugar Toast...without all the other Sugar Toast stuff around the site. Why would I do this? I like money. Horrible? Maybe, but in the long run, it does motivate me to do more stuff in general. So...it's for a good cause!
- Random Videos to Watch - As if that last one wasn't cheap enough, I decided to make another site that I put random (mostly viral) YouTube videos on. There aren't many on there at the moment...but that will see a change...eventually. Due to coding complications I couldn't let people submit videos to it...but perhaps that's for the best.
So, those are the sites that I made. Interesting? Not really, but hey, well...neither are you. Stupid...boring person. No, that was mean, as that might not be true. Visit the sites! Perhaps comment about them? I don't know...do something.
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| The Boards are Here!
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-23-10
Because of a few requests and my own selfish desires, we have made the Sugar Toast Boards...you know, like a forums. Where you post messages about things? Yeah, like that. This way people won't steal your name like in the Shout Box. We're working on fixing problems like that in the Shout Box too...hopefully we can connect user names on the boards to other stuff...the possibilities are moderate! Wooh! Depressingly, there hasn't been much stuff going on the boards much yet...but you can change that! Just like you can prevent forest fires. (You can try, but it's really not going to do much unless you have some other people helping. So invite your friends! Maybe? Please?)
CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE SUGAR TOAST BOARDS
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| You Got Your Snake in My Tetris - TetriSnake
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-21-10
Yes! Another new game on Sugar Toast! I have some high hopes for this one that will most likely be shot down, but at least I have a little bit of time to not be completely depressed. This game does just as the title kind of says...it combines Snake with Tetris. How does it do this? Well, you could play the game and quickly figure it out, or you could read this long and boring blog post. So...I guess you're know choosing that second option. Fine. You move around in snake form to get into the Tetris area and fill up the lines, just like in Tetris. Each time you place a snake down, the Tetris area will go up by one spot, making things more intense. Sound fun? Hopefully. I thought it was...so start playing!
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Top 5 Most Pointless Games
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-19-10
To start off my possibly short/long/medium series of top 5 games lists, I am going to
present you with the Top 5 Most Pointless Games! I'm going to be a bit arrogant for second
and admit that yes, we do have quite a few really pointless games that we made, but this
list is for the other games out there.
5. Do Not Press the Red
Button
The classic clicking of something that tells you not to click it game. The only objective
here is to not listen to anything the game says in order to get to the same point that you
started at...and that's just plain pointless.
4. Boneless
Girl
I'm still wondering whether or not this game is suggestive. Maybe a little bit, but is that
why it's so popular? Tossing and dragging a girl through bubble things...yeah, perhaps not
obscene, but just really useless.
3. Poke the
Bunny
Yes, a whole game dedicated to poking a bunny. If you haven't played this before...I would
strongly advise that you should...and then show it to 80 million friends. There isn't much
more to stay about this game other than that, as it is pointless after all.
2. Hell of
Sand
The original game of the falling sand...I think. This game is true proof that games don't
need goals to be viciously addictive. It's fun to burn things...and make the slug thing
explode with salt. That's right, I've spent a good 10 hours or so on this. Well maybe not
that much...it was more like 20.
1. Line Rider
Drawing out tracks for the little sled guy to ride on...why did I pick this one as #1?
Because of all the excessive YouTube videos about it. I watch these and die a little bit on
the inside. People...seriously...do something better with your lives. I mean yeah they look
cool but these talents could be put into much better things. If anyone wants to make one
dedicated to Sugar Toast though...they are welcome to. Send me a link to the video!
Well that's all I have for this list. Didn't like it? Too bad. Send a message maybe? If you make a good argument I might change the list. Yeah, feel powerful.
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| Stuff Possibly but Perhaps Not Coming Soon
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-16-10
This is going to be a semi-boring news post, just to warn you. Well actually it won't be that boring because it's talking about stuff coming soon. Everyone likes to hear about that! Well everyone reading all the blog posts anyway...maybe. Now our intense two person staff is working (sort of) hard on making some swell new games to add to the site. What are these games you ask? Well, I don't want to really spoil anything. That's mostly because I don't know if it will ever get finished. Still, we've managed to gain a little more motivation in making new games because they actually help the site out a lot. Actually, I already knew this but SOMEONE need to get something to refresh their memory on this concept. I'm also hoping to maybe kind of sort of possibly perhaps debatably add a forums to the site. I know the Shout Box isn't always the greatest for interactivity. Would you somewhat loyal fans like this concept? Contact us about it! Maybe you have some better ideas? What else...what else...I'm very open to suggestions here. Oh yes now I remember what I was going to talk about. I am going to start making some "Top 5" blog posts. So I'm going to make some lists of things like "Top 5 Mario Games" or "Top 5 Most Ridiculous Games" and stuff like that. They're going to be my lists...so if you disagree...I guess you could complain or something. I might change it, because I can do that. Who says I have to obey the standard blogging procedures? Well actually people have EDITS but...I'm not going to mention it was edited as I am lazy. Okay...I'm done talking now.
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| Sugar Toast - Hopefully Not Illegal (Part 2)
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-14-10
Seeing as I really have nothing to talk about relating to games...I'm just going to continue the previous post with a follow up response that I got. (This will hopefully be the last one of these that I will mention in the blog. I'm just having too much fun with this.) As you will read below, the message basically makes fun of itself, so I've decided to go with a new approach for my response (as you will also read below).
"You commented on my comment about my 6 year old in the shout box and I think my 6 year old is a very good learner he's in 2nd grade not first I'll never have my kid taken away and ohh that's right this sight is horrible, So i have to say you f*ckin sh*ty c*nt sucking bastards will deal with the police email me names now!"
I'm sorry, but your son does not really fall into our specific target market. For a game site that caters to his age group, may I recommend Yahoo Games for Kids? Or for other general sites for his age, Family Friendly Sites? The content there is probably more appropriate for your son than, say, Boy Scout Slayer II. The first amendment protects my right to post the comics that you are complaining about. These comics are aimed at people in a 13+ age group. I recently added a disclaimer at the bottom of the site to prevent further issues. I apologize for any inconveniences caused by the comics or blog posts on the site.
Truly Yours,
The F*cking Sh*tty C*nt Sucking Bastards
P.S. - Do you kiss your 6 year old son with that mouth?
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| Sugar Toast - Hopefully Not Illegal
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-10-10
I'm relatively happy with my decision to make the "Contact" page easier to locate. I've been getting a lot more messages. Some were actually good! That never happens! Well now it does though...which makes my previous statement a dirty lie. Unfortunately, not all of the comments about the site were good. One that particularly stood out was:
"your comics are stupid ever time my 6 year old plays on this site he says "mommy what is virginity because that man lost it" or "what is a pedophile mommy" and I have a note from his teacher because he asked her! So get rid of all of the comics or I will order the police to shut your site down!"
Now let's think about this for a second. I would hate to believe that this comment is actually real but assuming it's fake makes for a less interesting blog post, so let's just assume for the purposes of entertainment that it's real. First of all...why are you letting your 6 year old go freely around the internet? That's poor parenting. Obviously you don't care about your child much if you're letting them do this. You're lucky they only stumbled upon these PG (maybe PG-13 but it's a stretch) comics instead of hardcore horse porn. 6 years old...so, first grade maybe? I might be wrong on this but I always kind of assumed that the average first grader could not read words like "virginity" or especially "pedophile" so how would these questions come up? Also, assuming that your genes do not contain a single strand of intelligent DNA, I would figure your kid wouldn't really be able to read a word like "gay" let alone something bigger. What's that? You're not stupid? The phrase "your comics are stupid ever time" speaks differently. You fail. There's this little thing called freedom of speech that exists. If you called the cops, odds are you'd more likely get your kid taken away from you. Have fun with that thought. Okay, that's about as mean as I'm going to get. Or is it? Tune in next time for...another blog post...that has no sound.
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| Downloadable Game from Way Back When - Robot Wars
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-04-10
Before we started making games with Flash we made them with this program called Game Maker. Most of the games were completely awful, but a few were good. Some of these games were eventually converted into Flash form (such as Acrofrog) though most were not. Eh...someday...but getting to the point, this was probably one of the better games. There is also a 0.00001% chance of a Flash version of it ever being made due to it's complex 3-D interface so...here you go. Essentially you are this little triangle dude and you have to shoot all these other triangle dudes and then get upgrades. There are bosses too...but they are mostly giant rainbow cube things. Yep, a couple steps down from N64. Well I thought it was fun. So...obviously this not a Flash game...but it's not Java either. It's not in the browser at all, and you're going to have to download it to play. This is why this game is BLOG EXCLUSIVE! Yay...okay...
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD
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| Self Referential Blog Post
Posted on or Relatively Close to 01-02-10
Recently, I just made this blog look a whole little bit better. There are images and stuff...and there weren't before! We are changing the site around a lot...as usual. This will keep occurring until I'm happy with it, which will probably be never. So, yeah. This is a blog post about the blog. I must confess here that a lot of the dates and stuff on old posts are completely made up, hence the "relatively close to" text on there. Why did I do this? It looked a lot nicer than having them all just say the same date. Is this a crime? No, no it's not. Stealing music is a crime...stop it. Miley Cyrus is just awful. Sorry, I just thought I would say that. Her name isn't even good enough to pass this here spell check. Back on topic, I was talking about the blog. Um...yeah. All (or almost all) of the Sugar Toast games will now be mentioned on this blog and no longer on the Sugar Toast Games section which has now been removed for relatively simple reasons that I am still too lazy to explain. This typing is making me tired. Well it's either that or the lack of caffeine...ugh...
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| New Sugar Toast Game - Fork It!
Posted on or Relatively Close to 12-30-09
Stab the toast guys with your fork of justice and try to get combos! After each wave you can spend your not-very-hard-earned money on upgrades of sorts. There are like three...but you know what? That's better than nothing, so stop complaining. This is an improved version (or sequel if you must call it that) to the halfway decent but not really that great game called Sugar Toast Stabber. Also, the Golden Fork pwns, just for the record. I'm not trying to advertise anything here. If I was, I would just be telling you to click on the ads...and I am not doing that. I don't want to get banned again...that really sucked...
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Rant #428
Posted on or Relatively Close to 12-28-09
Have there really been that many rants? No. Not even close. Not in any way. Regardless, this is still a rant post. Wanted more game links? I wouldn't know...no one contacts me on such issues. I would like to once again make a complaint about the ads on the games. As if house cleaning products weren't bad enough, our lovable ad service is now providing use with ads for yeast infection medication. Yes, I am not kidding here. Maybe you've seen them? I know I have. It's almost like they're trying to mock us...or something. I...I can't even describe how little sense that makes. Doctor...Flash game...I don't care how much you may hate doctors...I just...wow...I don't even know what to say. Okay...subject change! What else is upsetting...well my internet has been kind of slow lately. Games are refusing to upload...and I'm apparently struggling with a severe soda addiction. Dozens of cans keep appearing out of nowhere!
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| New Pointless Time Wasting Device on Sugar Toast - Super Definition
Posted on or Relatively Close to 12-18-09
No, this one isn't really a game. It is, however, still just as entertaining...maybe. You can type a word in the little text box thing and it will give the definition of a word...and then the definitions of those words replacing those words...and so on. Some of the stuff gets pretty crazy. Apparently if you put in "taco" you will end up with "offensive terms for a person of Mexican descent" so that's...that's just swell. If everything is working as it should, this game is, in fact, site blocked to stay exclusively Sugar Toast. Hey...Newgrounds does it! We are just following their examples like the uncreative people we are. It works better being just on this site though...because, well, we didn't want those stupid ads on it.
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| All About the Beloved Staff of Sugar Toast
Posted on or Relatively Close to 12-16-09
At the time of this blog post, there are currently about...2 people that work at the offices of Sugar Toast. Well there's really no office but...if you describe any room with a computer as an office, then I am definitely in one right now. Okay, so who are these two people? The first one is me, obviously. My name is Kyle, named after Kyle from the Terminator. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it.) I'm the one that writes all of the random comments! I also find about 90% of the games for the site, make pretty much all of the comics for the site, type up all the blog posts for the site, and do the majority of the basic site design that you see before you. Then what does the other guy do??? His name is Lucas, named after some obviously not as cool movie. He's the one that makes the majority of the Sugar Toast Games. Yeah. I help a little...mostly because he gets lazy and I get impatient. He also does most of the fancy PHP and SQL stuff with all of its complex coding. It makes things a lot easier to add to the site...like these blog posts for example. Well...I do a little bit of the coding too. I edit minor things...basically this site is run by a couple of very lazy people. I am the less lazy one though...so therefore I am better. Some of you might say well of course I'm going to say I'm better as I'm the one typing this post. You're right. Good for you.
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| The Majority of Our Visitors Are Officially Stupid
Posted on or Relatively Close to 12-02-09
I mean, it's not like I expect the people who spend all day playing online Flash games to be extremely smart, but come on. Just recently I was cleaning up a few games that either stopped working on never worked to begin with. The games that failed in epic proportions...yeah. So looking at why I never found out why these games never worked...I noticed something. People were rating them up! Sugaring them! Why? Why would you do this? The game doesn't work...toast it. Oh that's right, you only toast the good games. You want this to be the worst gaming website ever don't you? Yeah, that's it. That's why you people use the Shout Box for sexual conversations too isn't it? Forget about dating sites or any site even close to relevance! Let's go on this game site! I've given up on today's society. Okay, so here's my point. I would like the few actual intelligent people that visit this site to go and find other intelligent people to come here too. There are a lot of game sites out there and if they're using some other one that's not as good, drag them over here. Everyone goes to Addicting Games...and honestly, there are better sites out there. I'm just saying. Now watch me get sued for no reason. They'll take our whole twenty bucks...
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| Sugar Toast Presents the Most Pointless Game Ever - Loading Bar Simulator
Posted on or Relatively Close to 11-24-09
I've always liked pointless games. More to the point, I have liked games that I cannot lose at, as that usually happens. Here are Sugar Toast, we have a lot of really pointless and useless games...but we knew that if we could succeed at something, it would be making the most pointless game ever. With that, Sugar Toast presents the most useless game of all time! The Loading Bar Simulator! That really is all that it is. A loading bar to a loading bar. It goes at different speeds so it's not always the same. That means you can keep playing it over and over and it will always be different! Don't want to? Fine. So be it.
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| I Actually Tried Some Sugar Toast Once...It Was Okay...
Posted on or Relatively Close to 11-18-09
Okay, for those of you that are new here, the Game of the Day is the new game that is added for the day. Simple enough, right? For those of you coming here since back in the good old days...well they weren't that good...or old...but on with what I was saying. We used to get more than one game a day added but most of those games were automatically added and they sucked. I spent a good couple of days painfully picking out the 10% of good games within them...and I still don't think I'm done. Also, thanks to modern technology, I can upload a bunch of games one day and they will add at one at a time, giving me more time to do absolutely nothing. What??? Everybody else does it! It's all a part of our failuristic plan to improve the site. We keep changing codes and designs and whatnot, so if the Sugar Toast design is looking completely awful to you, you might want to update your browser. I would recommend that you use Firefox or at least the most recent version of Internet Explorer. For some reason the older versions of IE thought it would be funny or something to put an extra line below any form put on a page. Why would anyone want an involuntary extra line on their page? They wouldn't. It's just being stupid. Honestly people, stop being stubborn (like I was) and switch to a better browser. Is this post done yet? No! I have one more rant to make. To all of your people out there (well a couple at least) that are submitting games to Sugar Toast...please...just send me the link. I don't need your whole fake description. I will decide myself whether the game is good enough or not. Usually...they are not. Most are simply remakes of old concepts except made in a worse way. Back to the point though...just send a link to the page where the game is on or just a link to the game itself. Also...you are not my friends. Stop saying you are. Thank you.
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| Crush 2.0 - The Slightly Improved Sequel to Crush
Posted on or Relatively Close to 11-01-09
Quite awhile back there was a game called Crush, where the objective was to move to the one spot in each level where you wouldn't get crushed. There was a normal mode and a gravity move. It had relatively high amounts of success as it was amazing. A month or two later the the sequel was made in a money greedy and uncreative way. The sequel featured slightly improved graphics as well as the all new suicide and coin modes! This, while being less popular throughout the web than the first, is still played much more on Sugartoast.com itself. That's mostly because the first Crush has a link on it going to Crush 2. Well, whatever works. If any of you are wondering why the original Crush cannot be found on this site, allow me to explain. I created a policy on Sugar Toast to remove any games from the site that have improvement sequels. This means that games with added features (such as Crush 2) are put on as replacements. Other games, like Fancy Pants for instance, with entirely different stuff in each game, get to keep their full series. Does that make any sense? Crush, like some other games, is still technically on the site for those linking to it, but it is hidden from the rest of the site. Hopefully we are going to make a third crush at some point, though it will most likely not be called Crush 3. As soon as the slacking ends we will get it all up and working. Then as the policy goes, this game will be removed/hidden from the site viewers. This blog post will probably vanish too...so enjoy it while it lasts. The same goes for Crush 2.0.
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Free Wires and Free Rider 2 Tracks
Posted on or Relatively Close to 10-28-09
Alright...here we go.
- Free Wires - Browsing the internet for games (as I often do as I have no life) I came across a site that offered a variety of custom user made levels for the game Double Wires. They are all like the original game except now there are a whole lot of different courses in a new version of the game. Some were really easy and even I could actually beat them. Others were most likely impossible in one way or another.
- Free Rider 2 Tracks - As if that wasn't enough to entertain those bored out of their minds, the site also offers custom made tracks from Free Rider 2 to remind us all that we are in fact not the most lifeless ones out there. Really...some of these must have taken forever to do. Although I must admit they are not as much of a waste as all of those Line Rider tracks around the internet. People can actually play these! Hooray! I played a couple and beat the easy ones while failing at the hard ones. Very typical...but hey, you can give me some credit for trying. I should make some Sugar Toast themed levels for both of these games and put links to them. Like everything else...I'll do it eventually.
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| Cough Drop Overdose Comics
Posted on or Relatively Close to 10-21-09
To start off the new comic section on Sugar Toast I created the simple but mildly entertaining comics that I called Cough Drop Overdose. The name was thought of originally for some random song my friend and I made. Ironically he also makes comics, though that's not really the point here. The name just seemed fitting, and I hope he doesn't sue me for some odd reason. So some people looking at these comics might be like hey, these comics kind of seem like some sort of rip off of Cyanide and Happiness. I wouldn't say they are exactly the same, but there probably are a few similarities. So what? Those are some good comics! Sorry if they inspired me. Jeez...so as of the time this post is being made, the comics are biweekly (twice a week). Why is it this way? Once a week wasn't enough and once a day was way too much. I was almost considering adding three comics a day but...I don't know...I decided on doing 50% less work. Quality over quantity? Not really, but you know, I'm just a slacker. I'm sure you all know this already.
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| More Pointless Challenges on Sugar Toast - The Stupid Quiz
Posted on or Relatively Close to 10-17-09
This is sort of like those other quiz games out there, only with its own set of crazy questions. Can you get them all correct? Probably not, as some are kind of unfair. Is it as good as the Impossible Quiz? Probably not, though it's much easier to beat for those with low self esteems. I don''t even think I know all the answers...well, there's a link to an answer key on there. I hope that link still works. I might have screwed it up somehow. Go and test it if you get stuck and then tell me if it works or not if you want. I would but...right now I''m busy making these self-advertising blog posts. Prove you aren't stupid by playing the Stupid Quiz!
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Three Lives Concept
Posted on or Relatively Close to 10-14-09
Okay, am I the only person that was/is annoyed by the three lives concept in a lot of games? Think about it, three lives is too many to be realistic, yet to few to be significant. Apparently every single game designer decided that you should get two chances to screw up. After that, you have to completely start the game over. Yeah, that's completely fair and not frustrating at all in any way. Of course, you can always get free lives in places around the game...making it...not three. I still hate the whole three thing. Not really because it's three, but because it's never something like four. But wait! When it is for, it still says 3 and counts 0 as a life. Yay...I hate when they do this in new games. The lives concept stopped being cool and started being annoying long, long ago. Stop doing it! I want an infinite amount of tries on each level! Gah! So on an off topic note...I ran out of soda. That's really depressing. How else will I have the energy to continue working on things? Clearly I'm already losing the power to keep this post on the topic it's supposed to be on...which was...something...
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| New and Failtastic on Sugar Toast - The 1-D Game
Posted on or Relatively Close to 10-07-09
First there were 2-D games, then there were 3-D games, but now we're going way back...to 1-D games! It actually works...and it's actually kind of hard. Don't say it's 2-D because it's squares! They are zoomed-in points! You know for a fact that you wouldn't want to play it with actual 1 pixel high lines! There are four levels in all. I was going to have more levels but I got lazy and the levels got too similar and all that other stuff. I'm pretty happy that this game actually managed to get finished. Self esteem boost? Maybe...if the game wasn't so terrible. Well, it's alright I guess. Again, it's a unique idea that hasn't been done already.
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| We Need More Violent Games
Posted on or Relatively Close to 10-04-09
We need more games that involve brutally murdering innocent kittens, puppies, and penguins. People seem to like these kinds of games. I must agree that they make for good stress relief games. They need a baby kicking game. Now that would be fun. Terrible? Debatable. You could have upgradable boots, rocket diapers, and maybe something involving a donkey. Anything could go. If anyone wants to attempt making a game like this...please feel free to. It would probably become the most famous game ever, as Kitten Cannon seems to be pretty popular. Completely pointless...but for some reason...I have to keep playing. Actually I obviously don't as I am making this blog post right now but...yeah. I really wanted to make a Grand Theft Auto style game too. There are no good Flash versions of that game! It's on! Maybe in a month or two...
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| Random Things to Do
Posted on or Relatively Close to 09-30-09
As some of you might know, we own this other site in addition to Sugar Toast called Random Things to Do. It's at www.randomthingstodo.com, obviously. For those of you too lazy to copy and paste things...I'll put up a nice little link for you right below this text and to the left.
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Random Things to Do - This is a pretty simple site. I don't want it to be complex. Sometimes it's nice to have simple sites. This one is kind of simple except not really. I guess that means it isn't simple. Well...it might be. I'm confusing myself here. Random Things to Do has just what it says...randomly generated things to do when you're bored. You can submit your own. People like to do this a lot I guess as there are now tens of thousands of random things to do on that site...it's crazy. You can view 1, 10, or 100 things at a time...and yes, I am running out of things to say about it. In the future we want to add a possible rating system so more of the good things can display and less of the stupid ones that don't make any sense. We'll probably do that eventually. If you go on there it could possibly be there right now! It's just not currently there as I am typing this blog post. That's kind of depressing...go to the site!
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| Unneeded Sugar Toast Game - Flying Chuck Norris Head
Posted on or Relatively Close to 09-25-09
This is another old one made quite some time ago. It was based off a different game called Jet Pack Turtle, but I like this version more as it's much more humorous. With the inclusion of the extreme giant fists and especially the Ned Flanders sounding "Ow!" when you die, this game is just amazing...or awful...or both. It can be both, right? Well I'm saying it's both, and there's nothing you can do about it. How long can you dodge the fists? I could for...a little bit. In the future I may want to make some sort of version of this where you can upload your own character, things to dodge, and background. Now THAT would be even better. You could have Chuck Norris dodging...Chuck Norris clones! And the background could be Chuck Norris as well. Yes!
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Interesting Search Terms for Sugar Toast
Posted on or Relatively Close to 09-23-09
People seem to not be able to spell "sugar" first of all. There are searches for "suger toast," "shugar toast," and even "suguer toast," which is just nonsense. I also found "falling sugar game" which would make an amazing game...but alas, all people get is the Falling Sand Game on Sugar Toast. Another term was "gams" so apparently people can't spell games right either. They fail...and we end up with all of them. Wow. Perhaps the most crazy thing of all was that I found that quite a few people found Sugar Toast by typing in "p" as in the letter. The letter p...wow. Somehow that gets Sugar Toast...two words with not one p in either. Stupid search engines...they never find any of the actual keywords I put in to get people to go to the site. I'm sure the people who typed in "p" will be quite happy to find this site though...you know, other than urine or something. Really...p...what? I have to look at this again or something...that just doesn't make any sense.
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| Toasty the Sugar Toast Mascot
Posted on or Relatively Close to 09-16-09
Is his name really Toasty? No. Is he really a guy? The last time I checked, pieces of toast do not have sexual organs. Unless maybe you add some other breakfast foods like...okay let's not go there. The origin behind "Toasty" is that I quick threw a logo together and then it was later remade in Flash to use for game intros. Boring? Yeah, but it's better than nothing. Actually, no it isn't. This fails...I'm not even going to get into Buttery, the Butter Blog mascot. I edited "Toasty" and made him into a macaroni and cheese colored butter. Well, now I just into it didn't I? I'm not that good at drawing as you can see. I'm better at...well...that I don't know. I would like to eventually make a bunch of characters for Sugar Toast and have them all fight each other in some sort of Super Smash Bros. game...that would be cool. We don't have many games with characters that can attack right now though...we're going to have to work on this. Why is everyone such a slacker? Why do I have so many awesome game ideas but no idea how to actually make the games? Why am I typing these blog posts? Why do I have to sneeze? Why did the urge to sneeze just go away without me actually sneezing? Nothing makes sense anymore!
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| Sugar Toast Game of Possible Interest - Acrofrog
Posted on or Relatively Close to 09-12-09
Jump from one lily pad to another until you get rid of them all! You can play the normal game or even create your own levels. You can also play levels other people have created! Some can be challenging, and others kind of useless, but it just makes it that much more fun. This is actually a modified version of a game we had previously made called "Froggo" so if you see that anywhere on the internet, we made that too. This has all Froggo had and more...well...you can make your own levels. The only thing it's lacking is the bombs which, in my opinion, did add quite a bit of challenge, but it was too difficult with the level editor so, out they went. I also wanted turtles that would go up and down. Maybe we'll make a better version someday. This one is called Acrofrog because we wanted it to be listed up at the top of alphabetically ordered lists. There, the secret is out. Did our scheme work? Debatable. Just play the game.
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Where Did [Insert Missing Game Name Here] Go?
Posted on or Relatively Close to 09-09-09
Our policy...well...at least my policy here at Sugar Toast is, if a game sucks in my opinion, I delete it. 100 good games is better than 1000 bad ones. No one plays all the games. Well...maybe they do...that would be cool to have such a dedicated fan. Not even I've played all the games. So yes, I do delete games based on the titles sometimes. "Dress Up" means the same thing to me as "Delete This Game Now or A Children's Hospital Will Explode" or something to that extent. Sometimes I feel destructive and just go and delete 100 games at once for no real reason. No one will really miss them though. Feel free to request one to be added back if you wish. I might do so...or not. You could request a new game too. Come on people...I get bored sometimes. Give me something to do. Speaking of wondering where games went...whatever happened to Bonus.com? Does anyone else remember this site? I remember playing random games on it all the time. I managed to find some of those games and link to them on Sugar Toast...but the rest may forever be forgotten. Apparently they went bankrupt or something. I don't know how that would happen but...whatever. I miss those games...especially that one with the random animals fighting each other. I could never find that one...and apparently most of these games were all in Java. I never knew this until I tried to add them to Sugar Toast and failed, like usual.
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| I Played A Game on Here Once and It Sucked...but Hopefully That Won't Happen to You
Posted on or Relatively Close to 09-02-09
You know those games where you have to match three or more of one color or object in a row and they will disappear? Yeah, there are like 800 billion games out there like that. Why are there so many of these? I don't know. My theory is that some guy was playing Tetris and said, hey, I really like this concept...but how could I make it worse? And so these games were born. I'm sorry if there are like 20 of these on the site. They seem to come out of nowhere. If there are three of them in a row, hopefully they will delete themselves. Wow, okay, that was a bad joke. While we're on the topic o games that I have a problem with, am I the only one out there that thinks all of the Mario flash games kind of suck? Pretty much all of them use the same exact sprites. Yeah, the ones from Super Mario World. Why is this? What was wrong with the sprites from other games? Why is everyone so eager to make a failed clone of SMW when Super Mario Bros. 3 was clearly the best? At least that's my opinon...that game was cool. It kept it simple...but not too simple. Well not really. I'm tired, leave me alone. I should point out though that they are actually a couple good Mario flash games. One of these is Super Mario 63, and guess what? It doesn't use sprites from Super Mario World! Honestly the first thing I thought when playing that game was wow...this guy had a lot of time on his hands.
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| A Type of Game That Has Already Been Done Before - Don't Click the Mine
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-28-09
Time for another older game that I am going to mention now. This one is our own take on games like Don't Press the Red Button and whatnot. This one is a mine, but don't click it, because bad things will happen. Obviously you're going to click it anyway, because you're just stupid like that. It goes on complaining for awhile...and then...well, you'll see what happens. Not much more to be said about this game. If you like these kinds of games, feel free to play it. It will waste a few good minutes of your relatively worthless life. (Don't argue with me on that, you know it's true. I'll admit it applies to myself as well.) Um....I want to type more to make this post longer but alas, there is nothing to mention.
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Sugar Toast is Offensive to People (Yay)
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-26-09
Now here I saw a message that said "Your advertising for Evony with it's picture of a woman, bothers me. Do you know how many children use this site to play games? I don't want my 7 year old looking at some woman's low cut shirt in an advertisement." Personally, we don't get to decide what goes on the ads. Google does. Yes, Google. You can go and complain to them. Not us. All we're guilty of is having a bunch of violent, bloody, and possibly sexual games. Why do people keep complaining to us like this? Also, this might be a personal opinion, but I don't think 7 year olds should be on this site. Why when I was their age I was...I don't know...probably fighting imaginary monsters in a field or something stupid like that. Point is though, this site has violent games. Some of the ads might show belly buttons. If you don't like it, well...I don't know...sorry I guess. As if that wasn't enough, another message that I got stated "i think you should monitor the shout box cause they are writing dirty things and kids play on this site" Okay, not saying this comment is fully stupid as it is true that the Shout Box gets offensive quite often. However, we should really break down the logic here. You want somebody to MONITOR the shout box. That means that we have to go and pay people to keep watch of this insignificant Shout Box 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We don't have that kind of money! You don't have to enter the Shout Box you know...stop trying to make us feel guilty!
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| New and Maybe Actually Good Sugar Toast Game - Laser Crawler
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-21-09
Strategically crawl around through each stage as a strange bug while dodging lasers and trying to get to the mysterious food source! There are 40 levels in all! They start out really easy and then get annoyingly hard. This game probably took us the longest to make out of any of these...mostly due to slacking, but also because we wanted it to look all fancy. Eventually we're going to make a sequel and/or improved version. Yeah, I have some ideas up my sleeve. I'm wearing a short sleeved shirt though, so there aren't a lot of ideas. You know what, I'm tired, leave me alone. Back to this game...the ending is awesome. Try to get there if you can. Someone made whole walkthough video for this...it made me feel special. There's a link to it in the game. You know I really want to make that new game now...sorry, I'm rambling here. Play the game.
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| If No Other Game Sites Existed, Sugar Toast Would Be the Best One
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-19-09
As we all are well aware of, Sugar Toast is not the only game site out there. Most games sites are kind of similar but even less creative. This blog post is going to talk about a couple of unique game sites I have come across while browsing for...games.
- Dan-Ball - I just thought I should mention this site. It's the source of some Off-Site games we have here. For those who like the Falling Sand Game and other games like it, this is definitely a site you want to go to. It has, in my opinion, the best Falling Sand Game also known as Dust. There's a lot of other cool games there too like Earth Editor and Planet Simulation. Some of them even link back to Sugar Toast! I was quite happy when I found this out. That's karma right there...or internet policy...I don't know.
- Virtual NES - A website full of old NES games that you can run in your browser...legally! I originally had a lot of links to games from this site on Sugar Toast but I took them off. Why did I do this? I just think you might as well go to the whole site itself rather than to just the couple random games I picked from it. I have enough people leaving Sugar Toast for no good reason. I still think the site is really entertaining though, and I support all the retro gaming that goes on there. It is indeed...very much awesome! But Sugar Toast is more awesome! Well, actually that's debatable. I'm saying it is though because obviously I want you to like it more.
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| Idiot Snake - An Okayish Snake Game
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-15-09
It's a snake game! Only you have a dumb face and eat cookies and pizza. Cookies are one point and pizza is three. It's not really the highest quality snake game out there but it might be the most humorous. No? Well that's your opinion. You're stupid. We really need to start working on more games...I'm sorry about this really short description. Actually, the game is really simple, so I'm not. Ha! No, that wasn't funny. I didn't really laugh either. I just sat here with a straight face. I'm just trying to lengthen this post...and it's working. Idiot Snake! Mildly fun!
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| Types of Flash Games I Greatly Dislike
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-12-09
Let me be the first one to say this. I...hate...dress up games...with a burning passion. I would rather stab a baby in the face than play one. Okay, maybe that's a little severe. Still, I hate them. They aren't fun. They aren't even games. They are pointless...but not the good kind of pointless. Dress up a cartoon. Wooh...no...it's not wooh, it's awful. These games get randomly added to Sugar Toast for some odd reason and I delete them as soon as I see them. They are a waste of time and space. Whoever is out there is this world that likes them...die. Get off this site. I don't care about the money if it's coming from someone like you. Moving on, perhaps second most to Dress Up games, I also really dislike cooking/serving/creating food product games. There are people that get paid to do this in real life...and guess what? Anyone can do it! Why would you waste your free time doing it in a game when you can do it in real life and get paid for it? Am I missing something here? Am I missing the part where meeting the demands of people with 30 second attention spans was supposed to be fun? Who needs friends? I can watch virtual patties cook. This almost makes me want to make a Sugar Toast cooking game parody of this. It would just be bread to toast, butter, and sugar. You would give it to me. I would thank you for it. Then you would make another one, then another, and so on until I become a giant, obese blob. Then you would give me liposuction and Level 2 would begin! Okay, I'm done.
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| Ads on Games
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-05-09
So as many of you might have realized, a good percentage of the games on here (and other sites) have advertisements on them. Now I have nothing against ads on video games, as we do it on a lot of our own games as well (but take them off exclusively on Sugartoast.com). What I have noticed recently is the fact that all of the ads are...well...targeting the wrong market...entirely. Most of the ads are for things like laundry detergent or other items of that nature. Nothing...to do...with games...at all...whatsoever. It irritates me to a massive degree. Really? Really? It's actually gotten so bad that I will not even play a game if I see a certain ad on it. Some of these ads are even "interactive" in their own failtastic sort of way. Really? Keeping your rug clean? These are the things kids worry about these days? These children deserve to be taken out into the street and shot...that way the rug won't get dirty. So if any of you out there are irritated by this, don't worry...you are not alone. Hopefully the ads will get back on track sometime soon. The Google ads on the site have it right! They show games! I actually want to click on some of them! I'm not going to tell you to click on them as I would probably get banned or something for doing something like that...but you know...if something interests you...I'm not telling you not to.
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| Lawnmower Adventure!!! Lolz!!!
Posted on or Relatively Close to 08-02-09
This is perhaps the biggest failure of a game ever...but it was intentional. From the beat-boxing music to the obstacles that don't really do anything, this is a game that must be played at least once, if not three times. The history of this games goes back to a day of wanting to make a game called "Lawnmower Tycoon" which ended up just being a game with a lawnmower cutting grass. This version is more amusing. Even this game itself actually goes awhile back...well...maybe a few months back. All the music in the game was made by me...as if people didn't hate me enough already. We should make a sequel. It would pwn every single game ever created!
CLICK HERE TO PLAY
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| More People Should Contact Us
Posted on or Relatively Close to 07-29-09
Yes, it might make you get posted on this blog here, and that can be a good or a bad thing. Send suggestions, good games we should add, or even just a comment on something. I get sick of all these automated things and failed spam attempts. Actually the failed spam attempts are funny because they fail. It's not a funny kind of fail though. It's like...I don't know. Just send some stuff to me people. Even if it's stupid. For example, I got this one message stating "i have invented a board game that i think will be great for your site. let me know if you are interested in buying it. Thanks Guy" Board games definitely don't work on here as this is a site for Flash and other computer based games. I also like the fact how he fails to leave any sort of contact information other than that his name is "Guy"...you see, people like this are the reason why I am sitting here anti-social and alone at a computer right now. However, I still very much appreciate any sort of message that anyone sends. This is a very sad and pathetic post but I think that hopefully it might help. I need to find something better to do with my life...
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| Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice (Except Instead of Spice It's Toast)
Posted on or Relatively Close to 07-22-09
This site was made with me not really wanting to put that much emphasis on the name of Sugar Toast. Yeah, the site is brown. Yeah, you can Sugar and Toast games. Yeah, there's a Butter Blog. But that's it. I can only take so much cheesy toast based puns. Actually they would be sugary toast based puns but...did I mention I hate myself? I might have...but I'm saying it again. I didn't want this site to have too much of a "Game" emphasis either. I prefer that it's emphasis is "Stuff" that happens to include random games. I like this blog though. It changes things up...especially when your Flash Player fails. So now for the big question...if Sugar Toast claims to be #2 in various titles of itself, then what is #1? We would say that any game site that says they are #1, is #1. This means pretty much every other game site. We chose to be #2 as there is no other competition for that spot. We're not trying to be the best game site...we're trying to be different. If you do happen to like us the best, good for you. If not, oh well...maybe we're still at least #2? We don't have the most Flash games or even always the best Flash games, but we sure have a lot of really crazy ones that don't make any sense...and other stuff too. That's what we want. Weird stuff. Weird stuff is fun. Don't deny it.
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| Sugar Toast Runner
Posted on or Relatively Close to 07-18-09
Run around as fast as you can while dodging the random forks that come at you. This is a pretty simple game...it's just there to be there. A lot of people seems to like it for some odd reason. I suppose it is kind of addictive...who knows. We should make more uselessly simple games like this. This particular game was created in the earliest times of Sugar Toast. It is not, however, the first game that we ever made. That game has been safely removed permanently from whatever computer it was on in order to prevent anyone from witnessing its awfulness. Other earlier games may or may not be mentioned in other posts. Anywho...we are talking about Sugar Toast Runner here. So play it!
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| The Not So Epic History of Sugar Toast
Posted on or Relatively Close to 07-15-09
Wondering how Sugar Toast came to be? You're odd, but okay. I started out things by taking random games off of some sites...but it was okay because the site I took them off of had already clearly stole them from other sites. Anywho, I put these games on...some site I had. Then eventually I decided I would make an actual game site. Of course when I did this the game site ended up being stupid...and hence it was called Stupidgamesite.com. Going on and off with this site, I eventually just decided to make a whole new site. So Sugartoast.com is kind of like...Stupidgamesite.com Version 3 or something...except we've edited Sugar Toast a few times now too...so who knows. Now here it is, Sugar Toast. Why is this site called Sugar Toast? Personally, I think sugar and toast are both amazing foods, especially when put together. On a boring day while searching for unregistered domain names, I happened to find it. I didn't know what I wanted to do with it, but I just knew I wanted the name. Eventually it became a game site. Creative, isn't it? Yeah, I know. It's still a good name though. It's short, simple, and easy to remember. Having "games" or "game" in the site title would just be uncreative. We're better than that...in some...sort of...way. The point is, this site is amazing. That is the history of the site. I told you it wasn't so epic, but you listened anyway. You're dumb.
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