Instant Game Builder (Alpha)

Bloody Games

Mindless violence has always been an essentially point of gaming. The most important thing about the fancy graphics in newer, fancier games was being able to make more realistic blood splatters. I wonder if anyone in a game has ever died of an infection after getting hurt and not killed. It would make sense, but then again, games really don't make sense. In games, every person is filled with massive, compacted amounts of blood that explode upon minor impact, flooding the entire room. It's a bloody fine concept.

Abobo's Big Adventure
Create bloody havoc among the lands of the NES!

Apple Shooter
It's more fun to just shoot the guy really.

Bill Cosby Fun Game
Murder people with pudding and cameras.

Bloody Blades
This game MIGHT have a little violence.

Bloody Pingu
Not a game for the penguin lovers.

Body Ladder
A dead body pile to heaven? Hmmm...

Boy Scout Slayer II
Square knots won't save you now!!!

Chainsaw the Children
I get the kids, but why the poor trees?

Charlie Sheen: Winning
He just ran over two and a half men...

Cooking Mama Kills
Mmmm, bloody turkey neck.

Dead Space Invaders
Try to just blast off all their arms.

Defend Your Castle
Throw people up in the air! Then watch them fall...

Dibbles
Like lemmings, but more bloody.

Dire Haven
Woo naked pixel women!

Dolph
A hippo smashing seals and guitarists to keep warm?

Duck Hunt
Complete with the new Game D.

Endless Migration
Dead geese are amusing.

Epic Bungee
This shows exactly why I don't do this in real life.

Exploding Cow Milk Crisis
Oops, shot a cow. Oops, shot another cow. Oops...

Fisher Diver
Caution: May give you nightmares about polygons eating you.

Flakboy 2
Torture, another great gaming concept for kids.

Friendly Fire
Cute furry animals? They must die.

Fuzzy McFluffenstein 3
All my cat does is steal my headphones...

Goin Up
Aaaaaand right into a spike.

GunBlood
I'm enjoying this way too much.

Handless Millionaire
If you win, you get $1 million. If you lose, you can sue for $1 million.

Homerun in Berzerk Land
Yep, another one of these games...

Insectonator
One bullet for every leg.

Insectonator: Zombie Mode
Time some throw some darts at bug-sized zombies!

Interactive Buddy
Unneeded violence and abuse.

Karoshi Suicide Man
The only game I have trouble dying in...

Kill Dave
Gotta love these Klaymations.

Killing Substance
In honor of January, here is a Halloween game.

Kitten Cannon
Animal cruelty is always great for kids.

Leave Cthulhu Alone
Kill people and turn them into zombies to kill MORE PEOPLE!

Love Overdose
Shooting bears...does it ever get old?

Mario Kills Tanooki
But yet smashing turtles and shooting fish is okay...

Mass Mayhem
Just a little upset with society here.

Massacre at Camp Happy
Eat squirrels and gain powers!

Meaty Boner
Hahaha penis jokes...