I don't really know what to say about this one. These jokes are just really, really bad. A lot of them I wouldn't even consider "trying to be funny" as they are just...things. I tried throwing in a few key phrases like "suck" and "wood" in order to make things a bit funnier, and I feel it was mildly successful. Otherwise, it's kind of funny when things screw up. This game was inspired by the overused and unfunny "Got Milk?" and "iPod" parodies. To those of you that still try to make things like this humorous...stop it. I will slap you...after I dip my hand in pepper spray.