McJohnson the Walrus
Another awfultastic game on Sugar Toast! The object of this game is to help McJohnson the nuclear walrus bounce around the ice and eat donuts while avoiding flying scissors and flashing "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS" signs. There are also health things you can get. (I had to add that last part because I'm a bit OCD.) Ahem, so, you help him bounce around by drawing border things on the ice and whatnot. There's a whole how to play thing in the game with extreme nerdy-voiceness that probably accounts for the majority of the file size. Meh. Okay, so, this game is really the new version of an old game called Marvin the Magic Marker that I made. I really had no idea where I was going with that game, so then I altered it somewhat and made this. I still didn't know where I was going with it, but my objective was for it to be as ridiculous as possible, which I think somewhat succeeded. At the same time, it makes a little bit more sense (understanding how to play wise anyway) so it's better, I think. We'll see what the SWELL people at Newgrounds have to say about it. I'm a bit upset at how the full title wouldn't fit with our current format...actually not even half of it fit. Enough about that though, as this game has banjo music and funny me-trying-to-be-a-walrus sounds! Wooh!