SMB Hacks

Oh Super Mario Bros., of all the video games in the world...this one is indeed the most classic. Except for maybe Pong, Asteroids, Space Invaders, the original Mario Bros. arcade game, and a variety of others, depending on your definition of classic. Still, this was an awesome game. Of course, with every awesome game, there are always people out there that attempt to make it more awesome...and fail. Luckily, hardly anyone ever sees these shameful creations...until today. That's right, I have taken the liberty of throwing together a good old list of 10 Super Mario Bros. hacks of possible interest. Awesome? Of course it is, because you can play these hacks right in your browser! Wooh!

Super Mario Bros. (Original)

Alright, for those of you that haven't played Super Mario Bros. recently / at all, here is a link to the original version. You'll need Java...so, you'd be wise to go and install it and not complain to me about how this doesn't work.

Super ASCII Mario Bros.

For the first hack of interest, someone decided to put Mario in a text-based universe. Interesting? I guess, sure. I'm not describing all these in detail, you can find out most of the stuff by playing it. Moving on.

Super Santa Bros.

This one includes Mario as Santa, throwing presents and whatnot. Good for the holidays I guess...maybe. He shoulda had a BB gun.

Super Sperm Bros.

Oh yes, couldn't have a list of Mario hacks without getting sexual. You start out as a sperm, get an egg, then become Mario. Later, you're able to shoot sperm. Awesome...

Super Swimmer Mario Bros.

Kind of a cool one, you go around all the levels as if they were underwater, mostly allowing you to cheat through everything. Fun for slackers that like to do nothing more than hit the A and right buttons over and over again in order to win the game.

Super KKK Bros.

Sorry if this offends anyone but...I just had to include this. It was just too ridiculous. The turtles are black guys with boxes of KFC...come on! And no, I did not make this nor do I support it in any way...except by giving you this link.

Super Stick Bros.

Okay, these last 5 hacks involve games that actually involve more than just a few edited sprites and whatnot. This one involves stick figure guys...I'm not sure if they're from anything.

Super Zelda Bros.

What could be better than Mario combined with Zelda? Perhaps a billion dollars? Yeah, I'd probably take that instead too. Still, when not given that option, this seems pretty cool. It's a whole customly built world...now made especially for Link. Yes...

Hammer Mario Bros.

Remember that Hammer Suit from Super Mario Bros. 3? No? Me neither, but it didn't exist, and it was kind of like this, except not really...well sort of, maybe, but at the same time there was some differences, but also similarities...and...well I got game over on the first level.

Excite Mario Bros.

A really fun one for all the major Nintendo geeks out there...this replaces a lot of the enemies with various Nintendo characters. There are Excitebike guys, Samuses, Kirbys, and some other guys I don't feel like remembering. Again, game over on level 1-1.

Super Mario Bros. Panic

I shall end this list with the most ridiculous Mario hack of all (yes, even more than the KKK one). It involves you playing as Princess Peach and floating around, shooting fireballs downward at all the enemies. Sexual innuendo? I really have no idea, we'll just say sure, why not.

Well those are the 10 that I chose to list. There are a whole lot of others if you want to play more, although most of them just consist of a few failed sprite changes. I might have missed an awesome one or two though, as I'm going to be honest, I did not play all 500 of them...not because I didn't have the time, but really just because I can only bare that tune for so long before it drives me insane. Doo doo doo do de di...doo.