A bit of classic NES greatness here with a twist...that's right, you're playing as a Goomba. Lots of Marios are running at you and you have to run into them to defeat them without letting them jump on you. They come out randomly, gradually increasing, and if you can survive for 50 seconds there's a bit of a surprise, but I won't tell you what because that would basically ruin it. I was originally planning on adding a high scores thing to this, but due to some copyright issues and whatnot, the advertising / high score making service would not allow it on this game. After weighing out some options and failing at most of them, I decided that this game would work best with funny rankings instead of high scores. Don't like it? Well I don't like your mother. Actually it's not fair to judge her as I don't even know her. I'm sure she's great...in bed.
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