Kyle's Picked Games
Since I didn't feel that the Top 100 games section did all of my favorite games justice, I decided to create a completely biased section featuring the games I specifically thought were the best. It's not entirely stupid though, because some of these extended game comments have links to cool extra stuff. What extended game comments you ask? Oh right, I didn't add them yet. I'll do it tomorrow or something. Sometime soon. It's 3 AM right now and I don't really feel like it. Yeah, so I think you'll all also appreciate the fact that I did not include a single one of our own games on here. This is mainly because it's universally agreed that our games are far better than anything else on the web. This section isn't about our games though. It is instead here to give some credit to people that came close to making games better than ours, but didn't quite do it. They instead broke my original game ranking spectrum and made games about 500 times better. Because of this, they are costing me millions of dollars and they can go die.
This game is at level 100 of awesomeness, but if Pokemon never had a limit on level growth, it would be at level 9001. What I love most about this game is that unlike in the real Pokemon games is that in this, all those not-really-attacks attacks are actually USEFUL! That's right! Speed slowing moves can really help you out here! At the time of me writing this, this game is also in Alpha, so it will be updating continuously with more stuff for awhile. So that's, that's pretty intense. I'm currently attempting to get a Sandslash...though it's not going too well. Apparently I'm not allowed to steal things from other trainers.
Most of you have hopefully played one or all of the games in this series. To those that haven't played this but have played Angry Birds, this is like that except 10 times less obnoxious and frustrating. I picked this game of the series because (at the time of writing this) it's the most recent and that when you completely and fully win the game 100%, you get a super mega awesome epic thing to throw at the castles.
As far as I know, this is the closest thing anybody has made to a 2D Minecraft. It's on world, it's on. I will take that simplistic concept and dumb it down even more. Then I shall prevail! Sorry, went a little A.D.D. right there. This game allows you to edit the world as you play, or if you're feeling daring, you can play other people's worlds that are locked for editing. These levels usually consist of you having to jump across a given number of tiny platforms in a row without falling off and getting sent back to the start. Frustrating? Extremely. This is why I usually just stick with the free editing mode of fun-ness.
I love giant lists of things...I'm not sure why, but this especially applies to giant lists of playable characters. This game features more characters than pretty much any game ever...well at least any Flash game ever. You can also play as a chicken if you want or even Yoda. Yoda I am. Kill skeletons I do. I really wanted to contact the person that made this game but they seem so very unknown. Why person, why???
This game combines mindless 2D driving, customization, and hilarious violence quite perfectly. Well, it's almost perfect, except some features are only available on the game's main site, and you can see that version at
THIS PAGE! And you can now play as a fat guy on a riding lawnmower! AWESOME! The Pokemon Gym level is pretty intense.
This here's another great one for lots of cool characters, except this time, they're NES characters! Retro geeky greatness! My personal favorite is the Contra guy that I am too lazy to check the actual name of. Shooting down goombas with a machine gun never gets old. Actually, I'll have to admit that my real favorite character isn't even on this version. It's the awesome tank thing I also forgot the name of on the updated version. You can play that version at
ExplodingRabbit.com. I hope an updated publicly available version gets released soon...though it probably won't. This makes me sad.
Games that make fun of concepts are always awesome...unless they suck. This game starts out sucking, but then it becomes awesome through upgradation. Yes, I'm making up words again. Upgrade the ship, the graphics, the menu, the sound, and basically everything. I must admit though, I was half expecting an upgrade to 3D graphics at the end, but that was sadly not the case. Still, I ended up with a pretty fancy looking ship and an even fancier menu. That menu sure was fancy...fancy indeed. I originally had the first game of this series as my pick but then this one came out, which is an upgrade of that one, so it's an upgrade upgrade game. Whoa!
Just like Line Rider but with way more. Well, at least more vehicles and more control over where your guy goes. This combines multiple game types into one! You draw the track, crash on the track, and then become depressed at your failure and go in the corner and cry. No? Maybe that was just me. This game is still quite intense for those of your "creative" individuals.
Screw you Apple and your fancy music making programs, this Flash game will do all of that AND less. It's still pretty awesome though. I think this is the largest game file on the site, though I'll have to double check that. Guitars, drums, basses...did they have a bass player? They should, as the first game neglected the bass. The bass is awesome because it's like a guitar but more...bassy. I'll just stop talking now.
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Block eating greatness and user made levels!
Okay, I'm going to be honest. The main reason I'm adding this game to the list is because I know the guy that made it. Yay for me actually knowing people! This is all a part of my brilliant scheme to get him to eventually make games for me. While this plan will probably fail horribly, you have to give me credit for trying. The cool thing about this game though is that one, it's quite laid back and simple, and two, it has a level editor and distribution thing of some sort. That's some pretty awesome stuff right there. If only someone could make a game like this for Sugar Toast. I would pay them in delicious sandwiches. Person that made this game, you know you want those sandwiches.
This game is entirely full of ridiculousness, and that's why it's amazing. When I first played this game, it was the first time I had ever seen this Domo character, and I was like, what is this? And why is it so awesome? This game has intense dragon battles and sword fights with your almighty stick of doom! Plus, you get to beat down the Powerpuff Girls, who were always much too arrogant for their own good.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and everyone that says they never eat breakfast to me...oooh I want to slap/punch/shoot them in the face. How can you ignore the deliciousness of pancakes and syrup or the fattening greatness of donuts which are essentially bread covered and filled with fat. How can you deny that? Well, even to you breakfast haters out there, this game is good for beating up these said breakfast foods. If you like breakfast, however, this game is still definitely breakfast themed and has funny/punny names for the guys you have to fight. Still wish they had a toast guy though...
This game is amazing in that it's just like a real NES game, only better. You play as that one guy from Double Dragon, and proceed to venture into the games of Mario, Zelda, Balloon Fight, Megaman, Contra, and more! The Megaman stage even pissed me off like the real Megaman games do! Awesome! My favorite stage was the Zelda one, although that's most likely just me being completely biased. The ending was probably the best ending ever, so you should try and get to it and stuff. There are lots of intense boss fights and comical hidden areas. So overall, it's quite a good game that would have been stupid not to add to this site. That Megaman stage really did piss me off though...stupid beam things. Random Side Note: The ratings are not working on this game and I have absolutely no idea why. They work fine on all other games...but they just say "undefined" for this one. Odd. My theory is that Abobo did not like being rated. So that's why the ratings are disabled for this game.