Platformer Games
Platformers?!? Yes, platformers. Mario is here. So is Fancy Pants. These games all typically consist of some character-like object moving around in a world with extremely low gravity that allows the said character-like object to jump about 15 feet in the air. In addition, for some reason there are often random spikes throughout the world...because you know, that just makes sense.
Applez
Eat apples and get fat?
Avalanche
So is this a marshmallow you play as or what?
Bimmin
Ending up in a situation like this would suck.
Bio Force Ape
A mutated pro wrestler chimp fighting kangaroos...amazing.
BMRex
They totally just did combine those two words.
Booze Up
This guy might, maybe, be an alcoholic.
Burney
I wonder if it burns when he pees.
City Smasher
I've always wanted to drop kick and insurance agency.
Dadgame
Someone has a case of the Mondays...
Dead Drunk
Beer and elevators do not mix very well.
Depict
Do not play this game. It's not even called Depict.
Dillo Hills
Where are these hills littered with diamonds? I'm going there.
Dino Quake
Stop charging at me triceratops! What did I do to you?