Dodging Games
These are all the games that involve you having to avoid and athletically dodge random hazardous objects flying at you in a physically impossible fashion. My theory is that these games are most loved by lazy obese people that want to prove to the world that they actually do have reflex skills and that their embarrassing catching failures in gym were simply voluntary...because after dodging flaming swordfish...dodging foam balls is boring. On a somewhat related note, my high school once had a dodgeball tournament where each team had 5 students and 1 teacher. What was the teacher's name on the winning team? Mr. Dodge. Not even joking.
