Run 'N' Gun Games
You have a mouse and a keyboard. It's time to learn how to use them both at once. Kill people and run away like a coward! It's the greatest lesson games have to give about life. Remember it well.
Contra
Like the NES game, though slightly different?
GunBlood
I'm enjoying this way too much.
Nibasho
Ninja baby vs. old robot Nazi schoolgirls.
Pee Man
Exactly what you think, except worse.
Tac Nayn
Missile launching waffle cat FTW!
Trap Master
I thought regular centipedes were freaky enough.