These are all of...well, most of, the games made by us. Here you can see some detailed descriptions of our semi-quality games as well as the awful joke games that we threw together in ten minutes. Plus we have everything in between. Have fun with these!

This game is based off a random dream I had where it was raining marshmallows. For some reason I decided to give it a s'mores theme and add some ridiculous upgrades and bonuses too. This game was meant to be finished about a year and a half ago, but excessive procrastination delayed its completion. And yes, the title is a pun. Not surprising, really.

Awhile ago we had some game called "World's Easiest Game" that involved clicking a button for 1 point or a button for 5 points. I looked at this and thought, you know, there could be a game easier than this. So here it is! All you have to do is not even click, but simply hover of the game one time to complete it. You then get a huge congratulations speech in your honor. Feel special. Fun additional fact on this game: apparently it was too easy to even have advertisements on it, so Mochi Media rejected it as an actual game. So much money I always seem to get cheated out of...meh.

Customization to the max! Create your own avoider game by selecting your own custom player, obstacle, and background images as well as your own music. Even better...you can share your customized game with your friends! Awesometastic! Those of you lazy folks out there can select from the defaults, while the more ambitious citizens can try out some images from around the web. Anything is possible! Well not anything, but it's getting there! This game will continue to be updated with new features as they are suggested, so please send in stuff you would like for it! Hopefully there should be more games like this to come in the future!

This quiz was created from the XKCD color survey that was done quite a few months ago. If you don't know about this survey, I would highly suggest that you go to xkcd.com and click the News/Blag link, then scroll down to where it talks about the color survey results so you can get some more info. This quiz contains over 900 different possible colors conducted from that said survey, randomly generating over 7 stages with increasing difficulty (at least in the amount of colors). Overall though, it's not THAT hard as I'm colorblind and even I managed to score decently...1/100 times.

A bit of classic NES greatness here with a twist...that's right, you're playing as a Goomba. Lots of Marios are running at you and you have to run into them to defeat them without letting them jump on you. They come out randomly, gradually increasing, and if you can survive for 50 seconds there's a bit of a surprise, but I won't tell you what because that would basically ruin it. I was originally planning on adding a high scores thing to this, but due to some copyright issues and whatnot, the advertising / high score making service would not allow it on this game. After weighing out some options and failing at most of them, I decided that this game would work best with funny rankings instead of high scores. Don't like it? Well I don't like your mother. Actually it's not fair to judge her as I don't even know her. I'm sure she's great...in bed.

Coincidentally, this game actually took an unreasonably long time to make. This was mainly because I lost where the file was and put very little effort into finding it. Also, I was trying to get a good tune going for it, but in the end I just said screw it and added some sort of dripping noise instead. At one point the leaf was going to be hot pink, but then I deicded that the colors clashed too much and for some odd reason I actually happened to care. Ooooh there's a leaf on the log in the game on the page on the site in the middle of the web. There's a site, there's a site, there's a site in the middle of the web.

I don't really know what to say about this one. These jokes are just really, really bad. A lot of them I wouldn't even consider "trying to be funny" as they are just...things. I tried throwing in a few key phrases like "suck" and "wood" in order to make things a bit funnier, and I feel it was mildly successful. Otherwise, it's kind of funny when things screw up. This game was inspired by the overused and unfunny "Got Milk?" and "iPod" parodies. To those of you that still try to make things like this humorous...stop it. I will slap you...after I dip my hand in pepper spray.

Yes, there is also a soda with this name. Pun = Fun! It also might equal some sort of lawsuit, but if REM could make a song called Orange Crush, I don't see why we can't make a game called Grape Crush, so there. This...is our new and hopefully improved remake of Crush. The original Crush, while fun and addictive, was obviously very lacking in graphics, etc. if you have ever played it. It's sequel was slightly better, but also slightly unneeded and pointless. This, however, is different...in a minimal insufficient way. Instead of a nameless white ball, you are now a nameless grape (complete with its very own OMG WTF face). There is also a mouth filled with teeth, but one tooth is missing part of it in each mouth, and that's the spot you have to hide in. There are a couple things that make this differ from the original Crush and also Crush 2 besides the graphics. First, you move around with the mouse, therefore making the grape's speed less of a factor and your strategic thought more important. Second, a new pair of teeth are added every few mouths, therefore increasing difficulty in more ways than just by speed. Finally, and perhaps unfortunately for some, there aren't going to be any other modes other than the main one. We're keeping things simple here, and the stats show that not many people played the special modes anyway...they were a bit pointless after all. This game took a very long time to complete, and it was way, way, way longer than it should have taken. It's not that it took an excessive amount of work, it's just that some people were once again being very lazy and useless. Another factor of the excessive time taken on this is that it was made in AS3, which, for anyone that cares, is just a bit more complicated than the slacker AS2 we normally use. Okay, I'm sick of typing up this description now...I think I'm going to go get a soda. What kind of soda you ask? A Pepsi.

The very-much-loved staff of Sugar Toast once again attempts to make the worst game of all time. This one involves you filling out paperwork as fast as you can. You can put in whatever you want, it doesn't matter, just get it done! This is basically a click and type as fast as you can game...a button masher. Except...more boring. I tried putting a few funny things in here to make stuff more interesting. It's quite a quick game. If you do it right it shouldn't take more than 30 seconds, but if you want to take your time and actually look at all the detail and/or lack of detail that went into each of the 15 pages, go ahead. There were going to be 20 but...I got lazy...and I felt that it probably would have started to repeat things a bit too much then anyway. Okay, that's about enough of the description. No need to make you read this longer than you actually spend playing.

Another awfultastic game on Sugar Toast! The object of this game is to help McJohnson the nuclear walrus bounce around the ice and eat donuts while avoiding flying scissors and flashing "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS" signs. There are also health things you can get. (I had to add that last part because I'm a bit OCD.) Ahem, so, you help him bounce around by drawing border things on the ice and whatnot. There's a whole how to play thing in the game with extreme nerdy-voiceness that probably accounts for the majority of the file size. Meh. Okay, so, this game is really the new version of an old game called Marvin the Magic Marker that I made. I really had no idea where I was going with that game, so then I altered it somewhat and made this. I still didn't know where I was going with it, but my objective was for it to be as ridiculous as possible, which I think somewhat succeeded. At the same time, it makes a little bit more sense (understanding how to play wise anyway) so it's better, I think. We'll see what the SWELL people at Newgrounds have to say about it. I'm a bit upset at how the full title wouldn't fit with our current format...actually not even half of it fit. Enough about that though, as this game has banjo music and funny me-trying-to-be-a-walrus sounds! Wooh!

Let me be the first one to say this. I...hate...dress up games...with a burning passion. I would rather stab a baby in the face than play one. Okay, maybe that's a little severe. Still, I hate them. They aren't fun. They aren't even games. They are pointless...but not the good kind of pointless. Dress up a cartoon. Wooh...no...it's not wooh, it's awful. These games used to get randomly added to Sugar Toast for some odd reason and I delete them as soon as I see them. They are a waste of time and space. Whoever is out there is this world that likes them...die. Get off this site. I don't care about the money if it's coming from someone like you. SO, WITH THAT BEING SAID, this game is totally different. It's a parody actually, and thus is hilariously awful on purpose. There's a whole lot of funny stuff in this game that you might not even find in the first time playing. Try to do everything you can...because usually, you can do it. There's a bonus game in here if you can find it...so have fun with that. I would also like to note that I made every aspect of this game all by myself. Take THAT people that don't care anyways. Well, normally I don't do that so, yay for me! I'm multi-almost talented!

Yes, we totally did make this. I don't want to spoil anything, so this description is going to be kind of limited. Basically, we thought we'd have a little bit of fun here on Sugar Toast and decided to make this swell game. We had originally titled it "XXX Hentai Sim Date 3" but our advertisers didn't like those keywords much apparently as the ads became blocked on pages that had a link to that game, so therefore it was changed. I miss the old title...oh well. This is definitely a game for all you sick and perverted people that come to game sites expecting sexual gratification. Will this fulfill your needs? Hopefully, but most likely not. It's only a cartoon after all...then again, cartoons are definitely able to make things a little...out of proportion if ya know what I mean.

You got your Snake in my Tetris! Yes! Another new game on Sugar Toast! I have some high hopes for this one that will most likely be shot down, but at least I have a little bit of time to not be completely depressed. This game does just as the title kind of says...it combines Snake with Tetris. How does it do this? Well, you could play the game and quickly figure it out, or you could read this long and boring blog post. So...I guess you're know choosing that second option. Fine. You move around in snake form to get into the Tetris area and fill up the lines, just like in Tetris. Each time you place a snake down, the Tetris area will go up by one spot, making things more intense. Sound fun? Hopefully. I thought it was...so start playing!

Stab the toast guys with your fork of justice and try to get combos! After each wave you can spend your not-very-hard-earned money on upgrades of sorts. There are like three...but you know what? That's better than nothing, so stop complaining. This is an improved version (or sequel if you must call it that) to the halfway decent but not really that great game called Sugar Toast Stabber. Also, the Golden Fork pwns, just for the record. I'm not trying to advertise anything here. If I was, I would just be telling you to click on the ads...and I am not doing that. I don't want to get banned again...that really sucked...

No, this one isn't really a game. It is, however, still just as entertaining...maybe. You can type a word in the little text box thing and it will give the definition of a word...and then the definitions of those words replacing those words...and so on. Some of the stuff gets pretty crazy. Apparently if you put in "taco" you will end up with "offensive terms for a person of Mexican descent" so that's...that's just swell. If everything is working as it should, this game is, in fact, site blocked to stay exclusively Sugar Toast. Hey...Newgrounds does it! We are just following their examples like the uncreative people we are. It works better being just on this site though...because, well, we didn't want those stupid ads on it.

I've always liked pointless games. More to the point, I have liked games that I cannot lose at, as that usually happens. Here are Sugar Toast, we have a lot of really pointless and useless games...but we knew that if we could succeed at something, it would be making the most pointless game ever. With that, Sugar Toast presents the most useless game of all time! The Loading Bar Simulator! That really is all that it is. A loading bar to a loading bar. It goes at different speeds so it's not always the same. That means you can keep playing it over and over and it will always be different! Don't want to? Fine. So be it.

A new and maybe actually good game on Sugar Toast! Strategically crawl around through each stage as a strange bug while dodging lasers and trying to get to the mysterious food source! There are 40 levels in all! They start out really easy and then get annoyingly hard. This game probably took us the longest to make out of any of these...mostly due to slacking, but also because we wanted it to look all fancy. Eventually we're going to make a sequel and/or improved version. Yeah, I have some ideas up my sleeve. I'm wearing a short sleeved shirt though, so there aren't a lot of ideas. You know what, I'm tired, leave me alone. Back to this game...the ending is awesome. Try to get there if you can. Someone made whole walkthough video for this...it made me feel special. There's a link to it in the game. You know I really want to make that new game now...sorry, I'm rambling here. Play the game.

Run around as fast as you can while dodging the random forks that come at you. This is a pretty simple game...it's just there to be there. A lot of people seems to like it for some odd reason. I suppose it is kind of addictive...who knows. We should make more uselessly simple games like this. This particular game was created in the earliest times of Sugar Toast. It is not, however, the first game that we ever made. That game has been safely removed permanently from whatever computer it was on in order to prevent anyone from witnessing its awfulness. Other earlier games may or may not be mentioned in other posts. Anywho...we are talking about Sugar Toast Runner here. So play it!

This is sort of like those other quiz games out there, only with its own set of crazy questions. Can you get them all correct? Probably not, as some are kind of unfair. Is it as good as the Impossible Quiz? Probably not, though it's much easier to beat for those with low self esteems. I don''t even think I know all the answers...well, there's a link to an answer key on there. I hope that link still works. I might have screwed it up somehow. Go and test it if you get stuck and then tell me if it works or not if you want. I would but...right now I''m busy making these self-advertising blog posts. Prove you aren't stupid by playing the Stupid Quiz!

Time for another older game that I am going to mention now. This one is our own take on games like Don't Press the Red Button and whatnot. This one is a mine, but don't click it, because bad things will happen. Obviously you're going to click it anyway, because you're just stupid like that. It goes on complaining for awhile...and then...well, you'll see what happens. Not much more to be said about this game. If you like these kinds of games, feel free to play it. It will waste a few good minutes of your relatively worthless life. (Don't argue with me on that, you know it's true. I'll admit it applies to myself as well.) Um....I want to type more to make this post longer but alas, there is nothing to mention.

This is perhaps the biggest failure of a game ever...but it was intentional. From the beat-boxing music to the obstacles that don't really do anything, this is a game that must be played at least once, if not three times. The history of this games goes back to a day of wanting to make a game called "Lawnmower Tycoon" which ended up just being a game with a lawnmower cutting grass. This version is more amusing. Even this game itself actually goes awhile back...well...maybe a few months back. All the music in the game was made by me...as if people didn't hate me enough already. We should make a sequel. It would pwn every single game ever created!